Give Bernie a puppet for his right hand.

Only allow Donald to talk while he’s chewing a cheeseburger.

Insist that Pete wear shorts.

Give Elizabeth a wampum necklace

Insist that Joe insert a black tooth

Give Tom a jacket made of solar cells.

Insist Mike wear a suit with a dollar bill pattern

Give Amy a whip.

Give McConnell a piece of lettuce.

Insist that Nancy wear a bill cap backwards.

Ancient Mariner